joke (1):Why did John throw the butter out of the window?
joke(4):Once,there were a family.One day,the mother died and before she died she said to the father''give our daughter whatever she wants"One day,the father was halfway bathing when the daughter said"Daddy,come and fix the radio" Then the father answered"Cannot,i'm bathing halfway!" The daughter saud"remember what mummy said?" "Okay!"replied the father.Then he came out and repaired the radio.While he was repairing the radio,the daughter was playing x-box.the daughter lost so many times so punched the x-box and the x-box spoiled.She said"daddy,come and fix the x-box!"The father said''I cannot,Ifixing radio!''Daughter said''remember what mummy said?''So the father came to the x-box and fixed it.The x-box was very high so the father jumped and his towel dropped down.The daughter saw the father's cork and ask''what is that?''The father said''no NO cannot tell you!''Daughter said''remember what mummy said?''the father thought for awhile and said''Mr Wrigglly''
The next day the father had to go to the hospitel,the daughte's friends asked her what happened,she said''Last night,i played with Mr Wrigglly and stuffed tissues into his hole.then he squirt water at me,so i pulled him out that's why my father had to go to the hospital.
(the anwsers are at the bottom of this blog)
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